Washed up mammal,washes up on jersey beach

A large angry washed up mammal, washed up on the Jersey beach at Island beach State Park. Zoologists and scientists later determined that the carcass belonged to failed Governor Chris Christie.They could not ascertain why this angry loud mass of flesh was on a beach he had forced closed over the 4th of July holiday. The angry carcass was spotted later berating reporters and constituents for their outrage at his selfish actions. He could be heard screaming,”Nah,nah, I’m the governor and your NOT!!!”

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