President Trump, with the help of his son-in-law, Jared Kushner was able to put together a full sentence that actually made sense. Trump boasted ” His administration will achieve peace in the Middle East.” Unfortunately, after speaking, his head hurt so much he had to lay down. Regardless, his staff was speechless with delight and began to goggle this “Middle East” thing. Where is it? Who is in charge? And can Trump make money off it! Leaders of the Republican Party beamed with joy and slapped each other on the back. “This was a mile stone for the President” said Sean Spicer. “but we must be careful, he may have just put words together that sounded right but we never know for sure.” This afternoon the white house staff went back to work with a new sense of purpose.