Trump has secret plan to fix Texas

Donald Trump visited flood torn Texas today and informed everyone he has a secret plan to take care of the flooding and get Houston up and running by next week. Standing in chest high water he waved to the great crowd while blaming Mitch McConnell for the hurricane. When asked what his secret plan was he said,” if I tell you, it’s not a secret, but it’s a great, great plan, and let me tell you everyone will be back in their homes by Sunday.” Idiot Governor Greg Abbott beamed when he heard that everything will be ok according to Trump. “Wow, I was really worried but Trump always keeps his promises.” As Trump was getting on Airforce 1 he invited everyone in Houston to Ma-a-Largo for a barbecue this weekend.