Trump prepares for world tour

President Trump is ready for his 9 day tour and meetings with world leaders. His backpack is full of his games, toys and stuffed elephant, Foxy. He is also bringing his favorite General Flynn coloring book. President Trump is a self-proclaimed homebody who doesn’t like to travel internationally, (except those 8 trips to Russia last year.) He feels relieved to be getting out of Washington and traveling to countries that don’t despise him as much as America. McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken have sent line cooks to prepare his favorite meals and delicacies while away from America. Aides say that he has given up trying to correctly pronounce the names of world leaders and will just call everyone Bud or Buddy. What will we do in America while he is away?