Trump pardons Benedict Arnold

In a surprise move this morning President Trump pardoned traitor Benedict Arnold. Trump stated that “Benedict is a misunderstood character who was slandered by the liberal media.” Donald Continued,”I feel a strong sympathy with anyone who would do anything to win! Benedict felt a strong connection with his Russian…I mean British friends and did what he thought would vanquish his enemies the fastest.” The president said ” Benedict Arnold’s crime of trying to hand West Point over to the British was pretty minor in comparison to hypothetically handing our great country to an enemy.” Trump concluded.” With this pardon…perhaps the press will look at traitors as not being that big a deal, or really that bad, especially if they just did not want to lose and look like an fool!!”