After finding candy wrappers in the Lincoln bedroom closet, President Trump became convinced that Obama was hiding in the White house. After an extensive search by the secret service that found no evidence of former President Obama, Trump ordered a heat scan by the DOJ that turned up negative. Still convinced that he was being listened to, he order a surprise midnight drone attack on the White house. Afterwards Trump held a press conference at Mar-lago. ” I know this sounds like a drastic move but something had to be done about the leaks.” I am certain that former President Obama was listening to everything I said.” Trump added, ” I needed to replace my staff anyway and the secret service was doing a bad job.” The White house will be re-built using the labor of welfare recipients at a cost of 1.2 billion taxpayer dollars. Read more to see what additional steps Trump is taking to stop Obama.