Trump declares the DOW JONES is treasonous, saves us all!

After the Dow Crashed Monday, setting the worst point decline in history, the President declared that it was treasonous…just like the the Democrats. Fearing that it would be arrested and prosecuted the DOW came back on Tuesday and gained 565 points! Once again Donald Trump has saved the world and the American economy. Late on Tuesday Trump signed an executive order that will make it mandatory that Democrats and anyone making under 4 billion dollars a year to applaud every time Donald Trump says anything. We anticipate that the President will call winter Treasonous on Wednesday, so bring your sun screen to work.

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