Faced with growing discontent over the AHCA, Republican’s have developed a new strategy to handle unruly crowds at their town hall meetings. Before a congressman can answer any questions about lost coverage or preexisting conditions coverage, Paul Ryan comes out on stage and slimes them with a mixture of horse urine and swamp algae . A spokesman explained that since Ryan created this horrible, heartless healthcare plan we feel it is fitting that he continue to degrade and embarrass our congressmen and women in front of their constituents. It seems to be working as voters flee the town halls before asking difficult or embarrassing questions. The only problem is getting enough horse urine to go around. To solve the problem Trump has named Chris Christie as the new Urine Tsar.