Paul Ryan relieved he can finally be himself!

Today, Paul Ryan appeared before the House of Representatives dressed like his hero Snidely Whiplash. Cackling like a hen and twirling his mustache he encouraged the house members to follow his lead. “Remember, children, women and old helpless people are the most vulnerable and the easiest to get rid of. I recommend that we stop this charade and admit that we Republican’s are rotten to the core!” Applause. “We have another chance to be the heartless bastards that we are capable of being.” “Lets make this tax cut all about the rich,screw the poor and sick, and lets get rid of grandma once and for all!!!” The Republican applause was thunderous.