Ode to Spicy

Sean Spicer left some tips on how to handle the press.

The crumpled suit.

The incoherence.

The fortitude.

The insistence.

The determination. 

The posturing.

Suspending reality.

Denial.

Fact twisting.

Camera blackouts.

Audio restrictions.

Blackballing.

Hiding.

Obscure.

Abstruse.

Confused.

Misleading.

Dishonest.

False.

Fraudulent.

Duplicitous.

Corrupt.

But, in the words of Tammy Wynette…He [stood] by his man.

We will miss him. Adieu Spicy.

 

Thor

07/24/17

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