Now you know who watches Sean Hannity

Sean Hannity’s super smart fans have gone on a rampage smashing Keurig coffee makers. His supporters became enraged because Keurig withdrew its ads after Sean Hannity supported accused child molester Roy Moore. In one of the dumbest moments of the 21st century, these morons blew up, smashed and destroyed the coffee makers that they had paid for with their hard earned welfare checks. As one TV commentator suggested, “The cheese has slid off the cracker.” At this point the evidence against Moore is so strong his own party has turned against him and Hannity has appealed to his fans to stop. I think they just like smashing small appliances because the rampage against Keurig goes on. If this trend continues and sensible gun legislation is eventually passed, will they shoot off their own toes to protest? Thor thinks is is possible.