Newt Gingrich’s Soul found in White House dumpster

A White House janitor spotted Newt Gingrich’s soul in the bottom of a dumpster being gnawed on by a big rat. His soul was reported missing when he divorced his first wife in 1980 while she was being treated for cancer. Others reported that it left for good when he endorsed Donald Trump for President and later cashed in by writing a worthless book called “Understanding Trump.” His soul refused to leave the dumpster, preferring it to re-entering Gingrich’s bloated evil body. When asked if he knew when his soul fled his body Gingrich said ” I think it was when I accused Bill Clinton of infidelity while I was cheating on my second wife.”