Trump Jr. reported to Trump senior that he has not seen any Russians today. Now that Steve Bannon has hit him with a rolled up newspaper and sternly repeated “Russians Bad! Russians Bad!” Donald Trump Jr. finally gets it. “Now that Steve and dad has explained that I should not be taking gifts from the Russians or talking with them anymore, I have stopped.” As a precautionary measure the Trump team has installed a shock collar on Jr’s neck that gives him a good jolt when he gets within 10 feet of a Russian national. Vice President Pence hopes that these measures will prevent any further contact with the Russians. If it happens again they will be forced to Euthanize Donald Trump Jr.