God really angry at insane Paula White

God has had enough! Donald Trump’s idiot spiritual advisor Paula White believes that contrary to the actual teachings of Jesus Christ, God blesses the true believers with material wealth and puts them in positions of power. Also she stated that going against the president is actually going against God himself. According to God he is through having his named associated with Donald Trump and evangelical leaders. God exclaimed, “I am sick of these so called religious leaders using my name to get rich and hurt the poor,” Afterwards a calmed down God confided in the pope that he is pretty much done with humans. He feels that he really made a mistake with Adam and Eve and he probably should start over. He is considering letting a giant asteroid hit the planet again before Trump ends his vacation.