God pretty tired of just prayers

“What is wrong with them?” god boomed and shook the heavens. “Do they think I am stupid?” god seemed to be having a rough day after the latest mass shooting in Texas. “Prayers aren’t going to do anything to stop this insanity, thats why I gave men and women the ability to self determine.” “We are getting a little crowded up here because these asshole republicans are in the pockets of greedy gun manufactures run by satan’s son.” “It’s simple, he said to Jesus, sensible gun laws will stop this once and for all!” “Send another hurricane at Texas, god commanded!”