God admits he made mistake with Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

God, speaking to reporters through a burning bush, admitted being distracted when he created Jeff Sessions. “This one slipped through the cracks, I was busy with WWII winding down and sorting out all the souls…what can I say.” God drew a deep sigh and continued, ” This little piss pot keeps associating my name with racist acts he want to justify, and it mystifies me how he became attorney general, his IQ is around 90.” The ground shook and comets fell from the sky. “Well the good thing about being God is a I can fix anything. I will turn him into a Mexican with an obsession for the united states.” “Let’s see how he likes being cuffed and deported.”