Chris Christie moves onto next phase of his career

As newly elected Governor Phil Murphy was being sworn in, Chris Christie announced his next career move.  He is taking over the assistant manager position at McDonald’s on route 46 in Pine Brook. He is very excited about this new position and is looking forward to not telling customers to shut up! “This is a new me, he announced, I am going to get along with the staff and learn to not yell at people.” His new boss Kushwanti Singhnobi has much praise for his new assistant manager. “He is a very hard worker and smiles all the time. The hardest part for him is not tasting all the french fries before bagging the food… but he is learning.” Chris is looking forward to serving President Trump if he ever comes into his establishment. “I have a bottle of special sauce that I am saving for the President, Christie said, I mixed it myself, sort of a way to say THANK YOU, Mr. President.

 

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  1. BLUEOCEANA1,

    What a devilish thought! Returning to the scene of the crime!Only a truly diabolical individual could conceive of such torture. Of course, we must consider the weight issue as there is a “maximum tonnage” posted before crossing the George Washing Bridge.

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