Bill O’Reilly apologies for being too sexy!

Tonight on the O’Reilly Factor, Bill O’Reilly made a formal apology for being “just too dam sexy!” He stated” I cannot blame all those women at Fox News, they were just following their most basic instincts by desiring me.” “I know if I were a women I would want me to grab my butt and stick my tongue in my ear.” He said that all the attention from the beautiful women at Fox is just wearing him out. “I want to accommodate every one of the blonds that work at Fox but I do have to produce a show.” To solve the problem, Bill is posting a sign up sheet every week so he can better accommodate everyone and no one will be disappointed. He urged all the women at Fox to be patient, he will get around to each and every one of them.