The press has not been allowed to accompany President Trump on his shopping sprees at the armament depot, Trump’s Toys Are Us. Here is where our new leader becomes familiarized with weapons of mass destruction. His comments range from, “Is this the biggest?” to “Do we have anything bigger?” Yes, the President is a size queen. He wants to go where no man has gone before. This week he Okayed the use of the world’s largest, heaviest (21,000 lb.) non-nuclear bomb, which was immediately dropped on a purported ISIS camp in Afghanistan. So far, there’s been no après-blast report from the blaster-in-chief.
Just one of these MOABs (Mother of All Bombs) costs $170,000. Another 19 are waiting for their day in the sun—total cost $314 million. The 59 cruise missiles that were used to attack a Syrian airport last week cost about $500,000 each.
School lunches? Gone.
Meals-on-Wheels for seniors? Gone.
National Endowment for the Arts? Gone.
Each Presidential weekend at Mar-a-Lago? $3,000,000.