Donald Trump Jr.imagines he’s Clarence Darrow

The second stupidest man on earth, Donald Trump Jr. invented a new defense to avoid testifying about a meeting he had with his father. He claimed attorney client privilege because a lawyer was somewhere in the building. This brilliant new take on attorney client privilege makes an absolute mockery of this right, because it just doesn’t work this way. The un-funny thing is that congress let him get away with not answering the question concerning his meeting with the Russians and discussing it afterward with the big Donald. Our guess is that Mueller will turn up the heat on Jr. and he will stop smirking and rolling his eyes like a teenager who has been asked to clean his room and start crying like a baby. Everyday seems to bring a new low to this presidency and his idiotic family.

Republican’s – Integrity and Morals are for losers!

Today the Republican party has announced loud and clear that they are a morally bankrupt political party. Republicans have proclaimed their support for senate candidate Roy Moore. Even as another accuser produced evidence against Roy dating underage girls, in the form of a graduation card he sent her when she was 17 years old. How sick is it when eight women come forward to accuse a man and the Republican party throws their support to the man! This is not a he said she said situation, many people have come forward to support many women’s accusations. This is a case when one of our political parties no longer feels it necessary to hide their contempt for women, and to stand for what is morally right. Thor is disgusted with a party that will do anything to win. To read an excellent article on this subject click here. 

trump supporter happy that his taxes are going up

Ronald Leon Michael is ecstatic over the new Republican tax plan. He explains this is why he voted for Trump in the first place. “Every dang corporation out there deserves a big tax cut!” “Every time I see a big black limo go by my trailer, a tear comes to my eyes as I thank Jesus for big corporations.” He feels that if his taxes go up 20% a year he can just buy cheaper dog food to eat. Ronald explains, “If that crook Hillary had been elected then the country would have been in a real mess.” Donald Trump is his man…he understands him. “The president has also promised to take away my healthcare, god bless him!”

Paul Ryan in ecstasy as House passes Tax Scam!

It’s a big day for Paul Ryan. He finally has put into motion his greatest, grandest, most special dream ever…screwing the middle class and poor. Ever since he first read Ayn Rand he knew what his special purpose in life was helping corporations. These soulless monoliths represented everything good and pure to Paul Ryan, now he is one step closer to realizing his dream.This is nothing more than a giant tax cut for corporations and rich 1%’s on the backs of the working class. We can only hope that this is the final nail in the Republican coffin. Imagine what the Democrats will do with this club in 2018 to Republicans seeking re-election. You should look for your rubber boots because we think it will be a blood bath.

Now you know who watches Sean Hannity

Sean Hannity’s super smart fans have gone on a rampage smashing Keurig coffee makers. His supporters became enraged because Keurig withdrew its ads after Sean Hannity supported accused child molester Roy Moore. In one of the dumbest moments of the 21st century, these morons blew up, smashed and destroyed the coffee makers that they had paid for with their hard earned welfare checks. As one TV commentator suggested, “The cheese has slid off the cracker.” At this point the evidence against Moore is so strong his own party has turned against him and Hannity has appealed to his fans to stop. I think they just like smashing small appliances because the rampage against Keurig goes on. If this trend continues and sensible gun legislation is eventually passed, will they shoot off their own toes to protest? Thor thinks is is possible.

 

After Tuesdays election there is hope for America

We want to call attention to this great article by: Joy-Ann Reid.  This is an excerpt: The future belongs to the survivors of Trumpism, not to its proponents. Like it or not, the past is shrinking into the distance, and the Obama generation is coming back, whether the bitter third likes it or not. The Trumpists—who cling to their doomed, dirty coal mines and their guns and their grievances, and their dreams of a wall to keep the brown people out—cannot inherit the future. The future belongs to those who embrace modernity, not those who cling to the past. It belongs to those who pick up all they have and move across land and oceans; whether it’s the immigrant or the internal migrant who traverses the country in search of a better life. Read Whole Article

God pretty tired of just prayers

“What is wrong with them?” god boomed and shook the heavens. “Do they think I am stupid?” god seemed to be having a rough day after the latest mass shooting in Texas. “Prayers aren’t going to do anything to stop this insanity, thats why I gave men and women the ability to self determine.” “We are getting a little crowded up here because these asshole republicans are in the pockets of greedy gun manufactures run by satan’s son.” “It’s simple, he said to Jesus, sensible gun laws will stop this once and for all!” “Send another hurricane at Texas, god commanded!”

Paul Ryan is soooo happy!!

He has been waiting all his life, ever since he was a teenager to high five corporate America.” This has been a dream of mine since I was a kid and first read Ayn Rand. Putting it to middle America, and rewarding corporations is my happy spot!” Ryan professes that this is just what corporations need to put their boots on the necks of everyday Americans. He is sick of these whinny families wanting free benefits from businesses and corporations , so they can have a “better” life. “My feet have not touched the ground since I dotted the last i on the tax reform bill, this is just too good to be true.” Ryan cannot wait to see the faces of the middle class families he is screwing. And he gets to cut medicare and other social services and balloon the debt at the same time. “Who says that dreams cannot come true in America.”

 

Rick Perry pimping for oil again

Standing on a dark street corner Ricky “oops” Perry was shilling for big oil. We watched him as he worked a new customer, ” Hey baby, you can’t believe what this stuff can do, only source of dependable energy,” he smoothly intoned.” Their’s nothing like raw crude, the babes can’t resist the smell and your wife will go crazy!” He twirled his giant gold chain and added, “yes it’s true…no more rape. When the lights are on nobody wants to rape you. Fossil fuels are the answer to ending sexual assault, I know because I can’t do it with the lights on.” After they exchanged a wad of cash he loaded four 100 gallon drums into the trunk of the car and banged the hood. “When that runs out, you know where to find me babbbbyyy.” Another car pulled up and Ricky started his routine again, it was going to be another busy night.

The lord and scott pruitt are saving us from science

We were really worried that all that science stuff about CO2 and carbon footprints was going to confuse the EPA. Well, Scott Pruitt talked to his buddies at the oil and coal companies and they suggested that EPA scientists should not have a say at the EPA. They told him that it is a conflict of interest to have a scientist that works for the EPA to actually make recommendations about science and our environment. Whew!!! that was close! We almost had a thoughtful scientific approach to how the EPA monitors and regulates the energy companies. Instead Scott is reaching out to the lord, who has been advising him about the best way for the energy companies to make tons of money. Now we know that the energy companies have always had our best interests at heart, and will really take care of our environment.Thank the lord and Scott Pruitt, who needs science!